‘For every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, I have many to take their place. Grandstanders should not have gone on. JOBS!’

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

Panel 1:

Scaramucci also, for some reason, addressed rumors that he’s been sleeping with Fox News anchor Stone Kimberly Guilfoyle’s, saying they “are very close friends but nothing more,” and that he “is way too short for Kimberly.”

Hey...it sounds like you’re finally catching on. Paul Ryan is a total cunt of the 2nd highest order (there is no way he can compete with the butternut Turd).

“The president weighed in just as any father would based on the limited information that he had.”

The argument was probably about the stack. It’s always about the stack.

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

what does that leave wall-eyed HucksterBee?

Whatever. They should have hired Ollie’s Wig from the Arrow flashbacks. That wig works day-in, day-out, on location, with the most ridiculous props actors, and never breaks. He could handle all of these stunts without any of the fancy CGI this hoity toity theater wig needs.

They also gave Session’s booster seat to charity so....

I’m pretty sure Putin already did

Haha, retweeting the Washington Times. Yes, folks, the President of the United States’ best line of defence against critics and possible impeachment comes from the fucking Moonies.

I so desperately want to see Don Jr. being frog-marched across a parking lot by two muscle dummies with ex-military fades on live TV.

Looks like they’re Russian out of excuses.

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

god I feel horrible for laughing at this...I’ll see myself out...

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.