ComicBookGirl
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How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

*Mentally says in Cordelia’s voice* Someone’s seen the harder side of Sears.

New slogan for Ivanka’s clothing line explains a lot:

what he’s really doing, is courting disaster, that 45.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

Trump: “Wait, she’s in charge of the schools now? I thought she was going to teach all my other appointees how to be secretaries. I really like the idea of Ben Carson taking notes for me. Get Bannon in here now!”

The first part, the Offering to Baal, was sublime, but you could tell they were just going through the motions for the Sacrifice to Moloch.

Yep. The “friend” next to me groaned. My husband, bless him, then asked if I was ready to leave.

Did you see Jon Voight’s tweet imploring people to turn off the half-time show so that everyone could pray for Mr. Pissenflooper? Hysterical.

Don’t ask. The anger has no bottom. They’re pulling water from an infinite well.

My guess is that Trump hates Stewart for the same reason he probably hates Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes: they’re proof that women can leave bullshit fake relationships and thrive.

I don’t know how she kept a straight face through that.

What the fuck, America?!?!?!

“Read between the lines, bitch. Archie and Jughead were lovers. Thats why he wear that crown lookin’ hat all the time. He the King of Queen Archies world.”

Tapeworms react to removal as well. It’s not really that special.

Don’t want to rain on your parade but ms Cleo is dead. Or is that the joke? I’m too sad to figure it out

Your theory makes a lot of sense, and I hope so much that you’re right that he’s just biding his time. I mean he has more reason to hate Trump than almost any of us (who hate his fucking guts, don’t get me wrong). I’m a vet and have always respected McCain, even though I strongly disagree with his politics - he always