The first part, the Offering to Baal, was sublime, but you could tell they were just going through the motions for the Sacrifice to Moloch.

Yep. The “friend” next to me groaned. My husband, bless him, then asked if I was ready to leave.

Did you see Jon Voight’s tweet imploring people to turn off the half-time show so that everyone could pray for Mr. Pissenflooper? Hysterical.

Don’t ask. The anger has no bottom. They’re pulling water from an infinite well.

My guess is that Trump hates Stewart for the same reason he probably hates Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes: they’re proof that women can leave bullshit fake relationships and thrive.

I don’t know how she kept a straight face through that.

What the fuck, America?!?!?!

“Read between the lines, bitch. Archie and Jughead were lovers. Thats why he wear that crown lookin’ hat all the time. He the King of Queen Archies world.”

Tapeworms react to removal as well. It’s not really that special.

Don’t want to rain on your parade but ms Cleo is dead. Or is that the joke? I’m too sad to figure it out

Your theory makes a lot of sense, and I hope so much that you’re right that he’s just biding his time. I mean he has more reason to hate Trump than almost any of us (who hate his fucking guts, don’t get me wrong). I’m a vet and have always respected McCain, even though I strongly disagree with his politics - he always…

They’re egging him on. Well, Ryan is at least with Pence and Priebus. Pushing him to do things that ultimately help the GOP agenda and then will lead the impeachment process when Trump and Bannon cross the line, setting themselves up for more power.

I’m starting to feel like a new planet might be necessary.

Or Republicans are evil opportunists without a shred of dignity.

Hey Liberals: Buy guns and get angry.

This isn’t a country worth dying for any more

I must have been an outlier. I believed I was smarter than boys.

tomato trump is a troll. don’t reply to his comments (that’s what he wants, it’s not a WoC he’s a white supremacist), just flag and dismiss.

This is Trump. Unlike Nero, I’m fairly certain he can’t play the fiddle.

If they thought I was a nasty, shrill, bleeding-heart, progressive, feminist liberal before, they haven’t seen anything yet.