Well all he really wanted was to get the funding for a network he can throw his name on and instead he got all this work. That’s why he looks so sad (and scared).

Dear media,

Watch that corkscrew!

Yes, but if they are classic Romero style zombies they will need to start shuffling to the polls now to get there by November 8th...but in the plus side, they make take out some of the poll watchers too, needing a midmorning snack perhaps.

No, stupid is at stupid does, but the 5% of undecides hopefully see what kind of belligerant, pompous, tax evading, man-child, racist spewing discarded from Starbucks for being rotten Pumpkin latte colored afterbirth.

Thank God! I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who picked up on this.

Huh, I’m surprised to find this isn’t something from Anthropologie.

2007 attendee here. Back in the good old days when it was one weekend, you could see Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Placebo, and Mika...then head to the car while all the era bro’s freak out to the first reunited Rage Against the Machine gig. I had a great time then, but the line ups have been crap for years and the…

Princess is the pirate queen of our castle.

Never has the name Martha threatened to hurt so many...viewers, that is.

And we have the reason, you just described the ideal Republican.

If these were my cats they would have immediately been trying to climb the flags and destroyed the whole set.

You meant the word “shocked” in the title ironically, right? Because half seems a little low to me given his supporters.

Where is Eva Green's nomination for Penny Dreadful?

I hadn't bought a physical CD in years, but while roaming Target yesterday I saw the BANKS album. Thanks to Rolling Stone referring to it as "echoing Aaliyah, Fiona Apple, and Kate Bush" I impulsively decided to buy it and now need to remember to put it on my ipod.

Where is Eva Green for Penny Dreadful?

I spent 10 days of Spring Break in Tokyo scouring everyan store high and low for the peach Kit Kat and all I ever found were the empty display boxes.

Fred Arisen showed up at the very very end as the ex-governor of NY and wandered in front of the camera.

The scene: Rush Limbaugh on his death bed utters "As my final words, I just want to confess that I have been kidding the entire time." He then expires and out jumps Ashton Kutch to reveal the longest most elaborate Punk'd sketch ever.

I just saw it. It was outstanding.