Casually trying to burn the entire internet to the ground on a Friday afternoon is not very chill.  People might have previously had weekend plans they now have to cancel!

The best part is that there were probably a lot of people eating these real burgers and saying, “wow, these bullshit, non-meat abominations actually taste like the real thing!”

My wife and I once installed a toilet correctly after watching a YouTube video.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Perhaps the true iron throne was the friends we made along way. 

Rico you’re writing a comment on a blog post

Watch Drogon only be mildly inconvenienced or unhittable by the scorpions next week.

Really bad writing killed Rhaegal.

a 15 second ad for a short video clip just means I’m not going to watch that video or that ad, advertisers

My favorite part of any splinter post is all the people in the comment section who clearly hate the site but visit and post frequently. 

What changes is that when this ends up in the Supreme Court, there is a clear and unambiguous statement that both Houses of Congress have deemed this to be an unconstitutional move to seize the power of the purse.

Well, the Browns are making good decisions so....end times? Mirror-verse? We’re now in an issue of What If? 

...what do these “influencers” look like in 5 or 10 years?

Shang-Chi is minor. Squirrel Girl is minor. You could even go up the list and say Luke Cage and Iron Fist are minor. I’ll even listen to your arguments on how Dr. Strange is a second stringer. But once you say that Thor is a minor character in the universe, I’ll just start laughing at you appropriately.

reggae sucks so matter what race the person performing it is. 

No it’s because the Patriots and Rams were in it, a team people are sick of watching vs a team no one watches. 

Excited and enchanted by all the tomato comments on this article.

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

I didn’t read it. I would just assume the chef thinks you’re an asshhole

::::::::Slowly backs away from the internet, turns off computer, closes door, takes shower::::::