Do I have to finish or is penetration the only requirement?
What is the consequence of a limper?

A dog will literally walk for miles just to get some strange, even if he has a partner at home.

Exagerrated, You see it flopping around in the burning warehouse fight scene when he gets thrown, but that’s more than likely either a cg wang or protestic wang. Most wear one when ever there is some kinda nude scene. (mean and women, it’s called a merkin)

Is there any play from this game you are going to remember even a month from now, let alone in a year or a decade?

Jokes aside you can fully expect Beyonce’s PR team to get them all backstage passes.

Peyton Manning is still 84 years old and still nursing injuries everywhere.

Damn, they’re never going to let him in the Hall of Fame now.

Sloth a pretty friendly, but a wild Koala or Panda will fuck you up.

The Mugsy story checks. Jordan in the paint yells something at him right before he shoots.

I think I’m going to miss Malia’s side-eye most of all.

I think the real question here is “ Is there a show that Chrissy Teigen won’t host?”

The lottery will forever hold that title sir.

I used Wile E. Coyote yesterday to explain quantam phyics to my wife. The dead cat wasn’t cutting it so I used Wiley’s quantam falling to explain it.

Who cares, the shit is funny.

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They do it for player safety. 22 guys with atrophied muscle going at it for another hour isn’t a great recipe for keeping injuries down.

This is peak Real World. Everything else after this moment is trash.

Well after I win this lottery that Gawker has told me I totally have a shot at. I might snatch it up.

a dismissal occurs when the batsman is out (also known as the fielding side taking a wicket and/or the batting side losing a wicket). At this point a batsman must discontinue batting and leave the field permanently for the innings, except in the case of acting as a runner. A bowling team dismisses (or bowls out) the…

Smoking weed isn’t really a degradation in this day in age.