That movie does not get the appreciation it deserves.

Exagerrated, You see it flopping around in the burning warehouse fight scene when he gets thrown, but that’s more than likely either a cg wang or protestic wang. Most wear one when ever there is some kinda nude scene. (mean and women, it’s called a merkin)

Is there any play from this game you are going to remember even a month from now, let alone in a year or a decade?

Jokes aside you can fully expect Beyonce’s PR team to get them all backstage passes.

Peyton Manning is still 84 years old and still nursing injuries everywhere.

So Superman has cancer now? Am I reading into this correctly.

Damn, they’re never going to let him in the Hall of Fame now.

Sloth a pretty friendly, but a wild Koala or Panda will fuck you up.

Don’t stress too much, Hunger Games completely falls apart in the last book. It’s 2 great books that set up a mediocre one.

I learned something new today. Thank you.

The Mugsy story checks. Jordan in the paint yells something at him right before he shoots.

My theory is a blackhole is the end result of advanced civilization. I don’t think we war ourselves out of existence, but science ourselves out of it.

I think I’m going to miss Malia’s side-eye most of all.

I think the real question here is “ Is there a show that Chrissy Teigen won’t host?”

Guess Verizon’s Galaxy Nexus will never get that update then.....

The lottery will forever hold that title sir.

I used Wile E. Coyote yesterday to explain quantam phyics to my wife. The dead cat wasn’t cutting it so I used Wiley’s quantam falling to explain it.

Who cares, the shit is funny.

If you build it, They will come.

Obligatory (language NSFW):