New Parents: cherish those first few months it's nerve wracking not getting sleep, but the second they start rolling, they will always aim for the most dangerous place they can possibly roll/crawl to.

That’s the thing though, he’s using Murray all wrong. Murray is a straight up the middle type. He doesn’t have the speed to make the corners on sweeps and outside runs.

Is a representation of how valuable that player is. You have a cap on how much you can spend to make a fantasy team say $50k and that $5,900 is how much of your cap space that guy will take up.

Here are some game highlights, don’t understand why Maxwell was wearing a ninja uniform though.

There will be events where everyone has to go to X location to beat the legendaries of Pokemon

the role you play in Madden:
a godlike coach-quarterback hybrid who can possess any member of his alien Borg.

I’m glad you wrote this, I was thinking why would Kansas have their have their mascot sucking a dick.

*pictured* Two Male pokemon making out.

Don’t forget he also screwed over Jerry Jones and Dan Synder.

Has there ever been an NFL team that has been gifted six automatic wins per season more often?

Avengers was a good movie. Everyone expects greatness out of Marvel. Anything less than great will get a meh from everyone while making 300 million in the box office.

This is the exact moment where I thought RGIII was a piece of shit. How much hubris does it take to walk up to someone, AS A ROOKIE, who has NFL records and tell them that he’s a good quarterback.

This was on at work and I saw Serena coming onto the court. I looked down to knock out a bit of paperwork, I looked up and they were doing the post match interview. She got spanked.

I don’t think anybody wants a Redskins home game. Fedex Field is a ACL injury waiting to happen.

I know I’m arguing semantics, but the Philly flyer was bought before the Dallas flyer. Also Greg Hardy didn’t buy the banner to fly of Eagles camp he just donated $300 to the gofundme.

The 44 B-52s are based on which ones are nuclear capable.

http://stats.nba.com/media/boxscore-africa-game-final-150801.pdf

To quote the great business man Sean Combs. “It doesn’t matter if I write rhymes, I write checks”

This. Maybe Im just too old.

Your mom makes me smile.