ComatoseTurtle
Comatose Turtle
ComatoseTurtle

*Pant pant*

2012? Isn't there supposed to be an Armored Core game like every half year?

Yeah, Jack! You tell the world what adolescent retards gamers are! Even while your company is at this very moment developing a new handheld device.

My usual reaction is to just deny up and down that anyone playing online could possibly be a girl. As someone who plays girl characters almost exclusively, I was once the target of online obsession by someone who I had just assumed knew I was a guy. That doesn't really happen these days, but the event made me

Completely agree with you there, Eitan. I've actually slowed my game-playing down considerably ever since games stopped offering couch multiplayer. There was a time I couldn't be drawn away from games, but now I just don't even make the time for them. Even single player games, I can only really play with an

Clearly, what was needed to jump-start this project was 50% more space marine and 80% more Dwayne Johnson.

'Our hands are covered in cake, but I swear we didn't have any.'

While that is awesome and totally genius, and I'm happy that the band will be getting some more recognition, I can't help but wonder how good the song will actually turn out. It seems like all their best songs have outrageous lyrics that are probably too much to put in a game like Portal 2.

Tired of waiting, want Parasoul and Umbrella already. (And if Umbrella wasn't going to be playable, she probably should be. D:)

I just had a brief vision of a world where corporations couldn't get away with suing people into the ground for ridiculous sums disproportionate to their supposed crimes and according to their own twisted justice, but then I laughed.

SHAMPOO. I GET IT.

Wow. So their policy changed literally overnight from:

Sooo good.

Well said, and I agree somewhat. The one thing that I think will keep Sony's me-toos from being successful, though, is Sony's typical approach these days, which is distinctly "Apple-like" (i.e., take everything for granted, and take advantage of loyal fanbase), except without any valid reason to be so. If their

See it's ironic, because I just posted half-jokingly about how Sony needs to stop pretending they're Apple.

So upon reading this post, I finally decided I would at least look up Hyperdimension Neptunia, just so I can say I've heard of it.

Clearly she is not nearly paranoid enough. Once I started building up a substantial play time on my Monster Hunter save, I began backing up the data on my PC.

And even if they don't, my friend will still play it in third-person. :\

Back then... in the days of Skyrim?

Patent trolling is popular among businesses of every kind, I see.