See, at least with people you know in your group, they already know that you're a douche and are prepared to cover your ass when you inevitably sabotage the whole instance.

Haha... These commercials just sealed away any desire I had to play the game. Are they making sex appeal the primary element of this game, trying to cash in on that demographic at all expense? I think I would call that "cute". #bayonetta

@Michael McWhertor: Can a full 4 players play in split screen, or is it limited? #borderlands

@jayntampa: Technically, it was shipped last week, but was "pushed back" at the last minute for reasons unknown, so no one was supposed to sell it. Didn't stop my local game store either, of course, but there you go.

A few pleasant surprises for me on that list:

@Svend Joscelyne: Aha! Well, there's your problem, ma'am! Your commenter doesn't even own a PSP. Of course it's gonna make flippant comments about what PSP owners, on a whole, deserve.

@NeoStarr HD: If anything, hacking is like when you love something so much, you want to love it to death.

@Archaotic: And moon rabbits!

@spiderweb1986: Ah, let's not forget, it's a market that Nintendo has not only claimed, but worn out. Wii sales are dying down now, as it seems that people just aren't that interested in Wii Sports anymore.

Wow, that is an incredible tracklist. It's like they wanted to guarantee that everyone in the world, of every possible taste in music, would be both incredibly tempted, and yet incredibly repulsed at the same time. And I'm not sure yet if that's a good strategy or not.

Since the conception of the Wii (well, okay, since the Activator), I have thought motion controls were a stupid idea, because we're still a long way off from it being accurate enough to be a fully usable control scheme. What they continue to give us is just a fancy phony meant to catch the eyes of passing impulse…

@mariospants: And there was also Magic Pengel for the PS2, for which Ghibli discreetly provided character designs and some cinematics.

OMG, Rorsack!

By now I'm far too spoiled to the idea that motion controls could be anything other than a cumbersome gimmick. Call me cynical (and I am), but I'm not looking forward to seeing the motion controls movement at full steam.

@fauxbravo: Same! Well, except for the sorry part.

Radioactive waste is my go-to word for threat pacification (/mutation). (Sometimes I'll mix it up and use "uranium" or "strontium".) I'm just glad Maxwell is immune to radiation!

@Chesu: Yeah, I got stuck on that one for some time. Then I thought, "Why did he take it out of the picnic basket in the first place if he wasn't going to eat it?! He should just... oh..."

"Ranker"? They must really be running out of things to be the last of.

@Hey_Blinkon: I thought we agreed never to bring up Bloodcopy again!

@Ping5000 IS OUTRAGED BY BLIZZARD'S VOICE CAST: I'm flabbergasted by the honesty of it. They're actually making this a major selling point of the game, and admittedly, it will turn out to be just that.