@Gray665: *In a mockingly Beaker voice*

OH SNAP COHEED

@Curse_Lily: "Confusing cyborgs with robots is a common mistake."

Sweet, 5th page. I've been busting out the old PSX games lately. I'll probably play a ton of Azure Dreams, which is possibly the best game ever made. EVER.

@Practice02: Tell me how you really feel.

@excel_excel: NO! No more going soft on obvious bandidates!

100 KP - Sony's new PlayStation Portable is revealed, but is not called the PSP Go! (3:1)

@hybrid92: It will never again be like the good old days, if in fact they ever existed. You are dreaming, sir!

@Oreot: Although veering dangerously close, this is still not IGN.

Did someone say "ganguro"?!

"How are you?" I asked the GAME in Japanese, though with a decidedly American accent.

You don't get it from pig bites?? Next thing, you're going to tell me it doesn't turn you into a pig on moonless nights!

@Launch: Seriously. Making yourself look foolish over here, Matt.

Someone help me out with this one. There was an old game on the SNES (I believe) that let you reverse your own gravity at will. It was set in space. I played it for an afternoon at someone else's house but never heard the name of it! I enjoyed it immensely and would emulate it in a heartbeat if I could figure out the…

@Nubius does it for the Prinnies: Or at least make him angry on the cover.

@supo: Did you summon my avatar?

@Tracid: Why not use the award-winning* public transportation system?

I'm not much of one for the party scene, but... man, if that ain't right next door. I'll see if I can't make it, I guess.

@Comatose Turtle: Which is why I would love it if they would stop giving me time to imagine (usually correctly) what kinds of flaws they'll build into the next one.