@TRT-X: You mean Battle Fantasia? Been out for a long time, man. Keep up.

Is... Is that an in-game screenshot? Holy cow, that's gorgeous.

@MDRL: Wait... What's wrong with getting EO2?

@Jesse Callahan: When I was a kid, I would get frustrated by how difficult it was to not find creative ways to kill the boy. What's this one do? Ooh, a hole in the ground! ...That leads to a deep, dark cavern miles below, where I instantly shatter into a million pieces and die.

@Crash_Man: Dunno. I haven't played either. What I do know is that if I had the option of getting (and playing) either one, I would probably opt PSP to avoid waggle at all costs. I hate waggle.

Luke, what is that onomatopoeic phrase you've got there? Surely it's not "nuh-uh" and "uh-huh".

@SHINOBI3: Wait... You hate Ayame? Blasphemy! D:

@Crash_Man: Faito! Faito! Defend that Wii with your life!

@HA-TheJoker-HA: Customizable ninjas. That's all they had to say.

I'm very disappointed in all of you.

@Wargamer234,Sieg Zeon!: Their defense is trees! You can't beat trees! They feel no pain!

@fnool: If they don't offer any objective advantage, then why the hell are all you people so cracked out over it every update? I stopped playing soon after the updates started coming because I couldn't stand how ridiculous you've all become over it. Unlockables, ZOMG! Exploit! Exploit! Need moar gunz!

@Archaotic: @Witzbold: I definitely don't want to see a PSP2, because that would probably frustrate me out of ever buying one (particularly if BC is not in), but if I don't see a revision with a decent screen on it I'll be equally as likely to continue ignoring it. Much as I'd like to get one for the next MH, that is.…

@Archaotic: My opinion must be colored by my rabid desire for it. I have only narrowly avoided buying a PSP solely for MH in the past, and by now the hunger has nearly overtaken all of my senses.

@goldwings: Monster Hunter will be the death of all things non-Wii in Japan, just as it has been for the PSP in months past. It will be a massacre of epic proportions. Well, I guess as long as Nintendo keeps the Wii stock coming.

@Comatose Turtle: Not that I have any intent on buying said big name games, I guess. But I know plenty of people do, and that would be bad for business if they decided to compete with themselves.

I've been looking for an opportunity to buy a PSP for years now. If they keep changing their hardware around every half year (and always with mixed results— I refuse to buy a PSP-3000), I may never get around to actually doing it. It's a hard enough sell with so few games I want on it, but if they suddenly wipe out…

But can we make custom worm voices? Custom playing fields? Those were my favorite parts of the ol' PC version! I don't think I can survive reliving only half the nostalgia, without Space Ghost and friends chirping jolly nonsequitirs at me. I even created several myself out of my favorite bands/anime of the time, never…

Thanks, Fahey, for noting the first red point there. I'm the type of person who cannot enjoy something if the adult humor gets out of hand. I simply don't find it as funny as apparently everyone else does.

"If not, we'll send Guile after him."