ComatoseTurtle
Comatose Turtle
ComatoseTurtle

Doesn't everyone and their grandmother have a handheld console over there by now? Who is still buying these things? Is there no saturation point? Or are they buying backups, too?

@Brian Crecente: Geez, I just googled it, yeah. I guess I underestimated people's desire to believe sensationalism. That got a bit out of hand.

Wait, what?

@Tyler Hardy: But one needs to ask... How securely does it connect to said remote?

@Sentry459: Dammit, man, listen to yourself. He's talking about fighting koalas, and you're going to start arguing about the appropriate animal family to place them in? You need to reorganize your priorities.

"Oh, and she smashed her 360 - that annoys me too. Couldn't she have just taken it with her? Honestly, those things don't grow on trees."

NO THE ONLY GOOD SONGS ARE THE ONES I LIKE

Networking capabilities on a console? That'll never work, Naka!

@thedarkmetroid: I would complain here about medic partiality, but I'm the heavy in the picture.

@KillerBee: I like the second L4D one. It's very relatable; reminds me of every time I've played Louis.

@Cloral: And the police are working real hard to figure out who's selling it, too, despite the fact that it appears they haven't paid visits to any retail stores, where they would find it sitting plainly on the shelves. Don't you worry; you report it and they'll be all over it.

@defiantman21: Sometimes it works the other way around, too: a game could be tragically bugged, but reviews may not report it because they thought (or were told) it would be fixed for the final copy.

@Combine: FACT: 20 million kids die from fluoridated water ever second.

Rated AP for Actual People. The very worst rating a game can get.

@Ryan_Long: I find it hard to believe that anyone's opinion can be more valid than another's, unless of course that person is simply superior (so I guess that's you).

@mikethespike9: I noticed that, too. This really does look awesome. Definitely getting this one.