Bidoof was the first shiny I’ve ever found, and I hate that fact.

I’ve got no problems with that. There’s no way they can do any worse after the mud-butt mobile ports.

The last one will be a surprise for sure, they good at keeping secrets.

I feel like I’m mostly wrong about this, IDK.

Same, but I think I know why. Something that check tool doesn’t tell you, but your hardware needs a TMP 2.0 chip (and needs to be enabled) to use Windows 11, which should be baked into most motherboards from 2016 and onward.

The writing was on the wall in the buyout. Sony fans should’ve stocked up on copium while they had time.

Koei Tecmo is a top-tier speedrunner of PC ports. I would at the very least expect them to map controller buttons to whichever keys on the keyboard that make the least amount of sense, but I can understand if they fell behind on QA testing on their single WinXP PC in the back office and needed to buy back a few…

At least they’re adding bots, so you can (assuming it’s not online-only) go solo and make up your own headcanon with your AI squadmates, which would probably be a better story than whatever by-the-numbers, 2 hour jaunt DICE would come up with.

Actually dug mine out of storage and hooked it up last weekend, though just to dump all my games to use in the Wii U emulator, then it was back in the hole. Had a blast of nostalgia with some quests in Monster Hunter 3U, and BoTW looks pretty nice when modded the hell up.

Yep. Never expected it this year, anyway.

I bought NMS on launch. They’ve changed how the game looks in every way since then, but this loop has gone practically untouched. It’s so boring.

There’s definitely gonna be an updated model within the next year like the new 3DS, but yeah, there won’t be a Switch “Pro” that will do all these magic 4K DLSS things. Just more wild, unchecked speculation that follows all Nintendo rumors.

Curious what this is, never heard of it. Google hasn’t turned up that much info, but seems like blitz netcode promises no input delay (which I doubt, but whatever), however requires running dedicated servers over P2P.

Seems too early for Legends to come out, going by the very rough footage several months back, but either way I don’t have that much confidence in Game Freak after SwSh.

I think they’ve been running with this idea for a while now. Should’ve been apparent with:

That has to be in the ballpark at least, if they’ve been doing who-the-fuck-knows what with the game for 4 years and Ubisoft hasn’t decided to cut their losses yet.

Was so bizarre in the first place that a company founded to work with charities would think it was sound to restrict peoples’ ability to donate to charity.

It’s the “Should Dark Souls have an easy mode?” debate all over again.

I paid $70 to get fucked when I bought Demon’s Souls, but I’m not paying $70 to be inconvenienced. I’ve got a life, and usually I’d like to play more than 1 game at a time when I’m taking a break, so this game ain’t for me.