Nope, the answer is the Corolla’s Lotus-infused cousin, the Pontiac Vibe GT.

That chart is hilarious, because it’s true.

So, I *am* that tool, and I can say definitely that #5 isn’t even a little bit true. In fact I stopped doing Ferrari Club drives, because visiting the north end of 150 on public roads in a caravan of loud and brightly colored cars seemed way too likely to get my license revoked. But I can guarantee that my AM has done…

Apparently there’s also a 944 bottling. I hear if it gets too hot, it tastes a little bit like coolant.

As a former PCA member, I can say that if you did a Venn Diagram of “Vintage Porsche Owners” and “Functional Borderline Alcoholics,” it’s shockingly close to a circle.

And that us “effete coastal liberals” actually build things. 

What makes you think this is a liberal critique? This is a critique of Trump from the business perspective.

That’s what I observe among the Millenials in my life. The ones that moved to cities are doing well but don’t want/need cars. The ones that stayed in rural places are driving Hondas that their parents bought them or rusty shitboxes that they scraped together money to buy themselves.

Great for those late-night repairs at Lemons races! No pissing off your paddock neighbors with your noisy generator.

Indeed. He’s a weak person’s idea of a tough guy. Lotta poodle in his blood.

Where is Fancy Kristen’s take on the DB11 option list? Although I thoroughly and vociferously agree with Regular Kristen re: piano black.

For $250 more, they’ll make the umbrella cover out of carbon fiber.

If I could send my DB7 to Works Service to have those options retrofitted, I totally would.

Even better, that plane might harbor the world’s largest remaining stash of Quaaludes.

The car mags have pretty much stopped complaining about EPAS now that every damn car has it. Doesn’t mean it’s gotten any better.

Sorry, but there’s pretty much no way that Cena could have won this case. The hold-off on resale was a valid covenant and condition of the sale.

I remember this “brake checking” shit from my days living in Indiana. Add that to a long list of Hoosier fuckstickery that makes me glad I left.

OK kids, let’s not feed the troll.

I regret that I couldn’t vote for multiple cars in each category. There is so much awesome on this list.

That would still be Adrian van Hooydonk, who somehow still heads up BMW design after a dozen flops. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_van_Hooydonk