I feel like I’ve stumbled on to some weird Jezebel post on the moon, and the moon people are not cool with their sex-having friends. “No one’s getting any here, thankyouverymuch.” “Think of the children!” “My sheeeeeeeets.”

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

“I’m very sorry that what I thought were light-hearted ironic remarks were taken so seriously, and I’m very sorry if people took offense. I certainly did not mean to demean women, but rather be honest about my own shortcomings,”

My mom had an epidural for her first and fourth deliveries. Her middle two were drug-free. When she had the second baby, it was too quick of a labor to get an epidural, I think my brother was born like 3 hours after she went into labor (I - baby #1 - took 30 hours to show up), less than an hour after she got to the…

Feeding bears isn’t cute; it’s stupid and dangerous. When bears get complacent around humans, and/or come to view humans as a food source, humans (and bears) often end up dead. Plus, this bear is behind barbed wire, sitting up and performing for food. That’s incredibly sad, and doesn’t make me feel like squee’ing.

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

In today’s world publicly shaming your own child will almost always lead to bullying.

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

If she was being bullied at school, it makes it so much worse that her own father would do this to her. Did it never occur to him that those same bullies would see this and use it against her? WTF!

When my ex found out I was dating my now-fiancé (I had to meet up with him to tell him because he was really fragile and weird and we met in college so we still ran in the same circle) he told me that I was only dating the new guy because he had “a beard and a job” and then “proposed” to me by telling me he was going…

Dude! I implore you! Write to Jezebel or XO Jane and pitch them this story!

Because you are a member of society. Even if you don’t have children, reproduction is necessary for society to function. When you are 90 years old, younger people who were once babies will be your doctors, your nurses, your cooks, your plumbers, etc.

My country is one of the “border states” which is fortress europe speak for countries on the edge of the EU which are the final stops for migrants from Africa before they get to “europe proper”, which means that if, by some miracle, they do get into the EU, and then get deported, they get deported here. There are…

#notallparties

This is always fun to read. I live in Ontario and they are currently trying to re-do our sex-ed curriculum (To be more up to date and inclusive) and the parents are all screaming bloody murder about corrupting their babies.

I think I would really like it if a band of relevant celebrities got together and made a series of sex ed videos, which they would then advertise online and on TV. If obstinate fossils are going to stop kids from becoming functioning and happy humans, give them a pleasing alternative the laziest of them has heard of.

I was an honor student and I didn’t go to ANY parties like this as a teen. I felt super superior to kids that did (probably as a defense to feeling left out of such activities).

But you knew people who did? This isn’t a completely foreign concept to you? And yeah. I think coming from a steady home and not making a taboo out of things probably cuts down on the wildness. So yay, your parents!

Truth. I actually fell in love with my boyfriend when I woke up with my period at his place and had bled all over the sheets. I didnt have tampons with me at the time. He calmly told me to go ahead and take a shower, asked me what brand I used, and put the sheets in the washer while he went to the drugstore.

Sit down and make a list of anything and everything you’ve wanted to do or try which your ex did not or which you were too afraid to ask your ex to do. Food, museums, trips, movies, kinky sex stuff, learning Klingon, anything. And then DO THEM ALL, either flying solo or with friends. The new memories and experiences…