Chances are none of them will be displayed in a museum. They’ll be destroyed and the bits buried.

Interesting. Not hearing such things in our 2017 Outback. CVT is smooth and unobtrusive, no jerkiness. And quite enjoyable to drive, the 4cyl does have to work to move 3800 pounds of vehicle, but it’s a comfortable road trip machine.

I will pay good money for a sound pack of a guy making engine noises with his mouth.

Heated driveway, of course.

That all depends on your local district attorney and whether or not he or she decides to make an example out of you. Some DA’s go after homeowners who defended themselves with a legally owned firearms, tell juries how cruel the homeowner is for using hollow point bullets, and the cases are by no means self defense =…

I enjoy the lengthy fax machine scene, where a huge, cutting edge at the time machine slowly whirs out a document, as the actors act up a storm in a long held take.

Yes indeed, five turbopumps.

As Daffy Duck once said: “AHA! Pronoun trouble.”

Testosterone poisoning. There ought to be a telethon or something.

Only refill blinker fluid using 48 inches of fallopian tubing.

I’d love to hear from an expert if first refusal has precedent in being applied to consumers purchasing personal items - if the agreement doesn’t straight out say you don’t own the car and are ‘licensing’ its use, which would be even more ridiculous.

Agreed. If the car was offered for sale, and purchased, that’s where I think property rights, which could be considered Constitutional rights, could invalidate the contract. 5th amendment: “...nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use…

IANAL, but a contract may not contradict existing law. If it does, it’s immediately invalid. Like all of us in the US, Mr. Cena has a civil right of property. Your stuff is your stuff, you own it, you may do with it as you please. The company has overstepped its bounds trying to enforce a contract that violates the…

Please name and non-shame this wondrous place. Considering a Stinger includes how I’ll be treated by the dealer, in sales and service.

Miata people: Wheeeeeeee!

Attention car makers: Give us a phone app that lets us buy ‘engine sounds’ for our electric cars. Let people submit new ones. This should only cost $1, an in app purchase downloads the audio to the car. The sound should change with speed.

All that unmolested pavement, perfect for demonstrating how drifting reflects the values of juche ideology!

That’s right. Soon, you’ll hear the lamentations when the last V8's are sold, since V8's can’t meet emissions regs that get tighter every year. Then the turbo 6's will get thinner on the ground. New electric model introduction will skyrocket. Self driving is a much knottier problem than the thought leaders and…

You can tell the engine is hastily retrofitted, there are no shock diamonds in the exhaust. Hallmark of a quality engine. Example: J-58 from the SR-71 Blackbird, a real, wicked fast airplane. If Incom’s space engines were worth anything, they’d do it too, with, um, (rustling noises)... plasmoid wavetable injectors!…

Turbolasers are cool lasers. Way cooler than turbocancer.