Floater Touching is still available.

I know mozzarella cheese when I see it. The only thing it's going to absorb is a high quality marinara sauce.

This is ridiculous.

CONSIDER YOURSELF UNLEAVENED

I prefer these for drinking straight liquor (whisky, vodka, gin, etc). They trap and funnel the aromas you want up to your nose, and filter the alcohol smell away from your nose. You are supposed to hold it at the skinny part about 2/3 the way up for temperature control. Getting the last bit of your drink can be…

I have a similar feeling. Web browsers and single page web apps are slowly replacing their desktop ancestors, and we are giving fancy tech names to things that have been around for at least a decade.

Just in case First Officer "Wi Too Low" mans the cockpit. BOOM.

I think he's referring to the fact that even though its a wooden pencil you don't need to sharpen it since it uses graphite cartridges like the mechanical pencil it is. Where when you hear wooden pencil you think of the old yellow things that always needed sharpening.

I'm not a pilot or anything, but I'm pretty sure it's where the 747 inserts its "coupling" so they can breed 787s

Guard. Spell check! #essentialformaximalhumor

Indeed it is. It's there to protect the fuselage from damage if the pilot over-rotates on takeoff.

Those will look awesome on fire

But I don't trust my face. It cracks up at the oddest times.

Elder Scrolls Online just crashed.

I started a GroupMe group with my family for exactly this purpose. My sister didn't mind adding our parents and all of our relatives on FB but I did, so instead I started a GroupMe for the four of us so that we could share pictures and check in with each other all at once rather than playing phone and text-tag with…