There aren't enough balanced responses in these comments, thanks for getting into the weeds. :)

I was just listening to a gynecologist on Fresh Air last night saying the placenta does a very good job of filtering these things, and even in heavy users (which my mom wasn't) very little gets to the baby, and our concern about irresponsible mothers is largely unfounded. A lot of things can go wrong in a pregnancy…

He looked so offended when robot cat reared on two legs. Like it was some major faux pas to interrupt his sniff. "Well I never!"

I'm sorry, man. That kid is BLONDE.

Or watch the video at the link. He's white, for all it matters.

Mine is a variation of Frosty the Snowman except it's all lyrics about how cute my cat is. He seems to enjoy it.

Ah geez, that looks bad.

That would be pretty great, actually.

Well that might be because it's short for Nickola. ;p

Well I don't now about all of these, but I do know that I'm only really happy when I'm working. As much as I love sleeping and eating, I often eat at my desk and wake up in a panic about lost time when I try to sleep in. I always think, "I need to finish the dishes and mow the lawn so I can work and be happy."

I still have trouble getting people to say my name right, but after I got into college I started realizing my name was extremely common among European men. :[

I don't know what's wrong with "stripper" names. Cherry, Indigo, Chastity, Destiny, etc... aren't that weird in certain contexts.

Besides, actual strippers are usually using stage names so fans don't look them up in the phone book.

Considering most women don't have vaginal orgasms, I think that's too simplistic an understanding of female pleasure.

They were probably fungus gnats. I have battled them to no avail all spring and summer, but thankfully I have a backyard where they can do their thing.

"Thanks Obama!" is an Internet meme. It's a joke. You should look it up on Know Your Meme.