He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

“Don’t worry Steve, I’ve still got your back”

Okay, but I’m trying to stay married.

“you people”

I hope you enjoyed my cameo in the Bird World only version of the game.

This is not nearly as fun.

I keed I keed. Patricia keep doing you!

Ikr what a pervert

I bet this lady ADORES JJ Watt though.

How about military servicemen who fought abroad and who totally supports a liberal writer taking a modern view of a cultural icon because American patriotism promotes political discourse and cultural change? I’d say the writer has balls for acting on his/her own initiative to start a conversation. As a soldier, I only…

I can't help but think that Hazard is mildly overrated. Don't get me wrong, he is great and one of the best in the premier league, but he tends to go missing a lot in games. I also feel like his world cup performance with Belgium was subpar. He is still young, but I hear a lot of Chelsea fans saying he's the new…

Fisher: Alright guys, a bucket here and we head into overtime. Any ideas?

"Wait a second, what's that? Good God! That's CTE's music!"

What's the over/under on how long before poly and open relationship type people take their evangelizing door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses?

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I haven't been this excited for a no goal since my girlfriend enrolled in art school

(drives through Jersey to get there) (car falls in enormous pothole and is quickly buried by ad hoc construction crew) (Jerry Jones cuts $20 million check for Christie Presidential campaign)

Still showing $59.99 here on my dash, was the only game that I was for sure going to pick up at that price. Oh well.

Still showing $59.99 here on my dash, was the only game that I was for sure going to pick up at that price. Oh well.

Oh man $9.00! How could you not buy it!? That and Alien Isolation are the 2 Ive been waiting to play. Thanks for the heads up.

Oh man $9.00! How could you not buy it!? That and Alien Isolation are the 2 Ive been waiting to play. Thanks for the…

'And No One will Remember it'