Fair enough!

European Businessman? Semi-American? How about whitened teeth?

"Bottom out over a pop tart" -epic.

I can't believe that this hasn't been suggested:

I'm gonna go with a poser CJ5. Why?

Taking the alternate route here.

No matter what you think of the man or the politician, President Ronald Reagan had a Jeep CJ-8 Scrambler pickup.

Different Governor of California, but Jerry Brown, who famously gave up the governor's limo for his Plymouth way back when, drives a Pontiac G8...though not anymore cause it kept breaking.

It looks absolutely hideous.

We just say "Edsel". It was its own marque. Like Mercury and Lincoln.

Disagree. Everyone loved the concept. The disappointment didn't come until they announced that it would come with a wheezy V6.

Lincoln Blackwood that debuted in '99. Hello über-overpriced Ford F-Series truck.

This POS. It will be outdated before it ever gets produced. I am so sick of seeing this and hearing about all the specs of a car that should have been built 3 years ago

Back into style? When did they go out of style?

I've got a lead foot.

2010 Mustang V6 - 4.0L Cologne V6 - 210HP/240lbs-ft

What?

I really like the Camaro. But it's a $30k car in my eyes.

Obvious answer

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