Best sports hair past and present:

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

at the risk of getting greedy, i want a vlad guerrero in the majors during each of their family’s generations.

I only watched his first 10 or so swings and I know it was BP, but he didn’t hit a single damn ball off the dirt. I’m calling BS on his lineage.

You already know this: in rugby, there’s no forward passing.

Man, I haven’t seen a Chicago team fuck up a draft-day trade this badly since...two months ago.

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped…

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Did they ever address the bug where sometimes Gym would turn yellow?

That’s not the proactive and empathetic Uber I know.

When I was a head coach I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent Jed York a note they said, “We want five million dollars or you’ll see your coach.

More of Jim Tomsula as Rodney Dangerfield:

I have an obnoxiously oversized sombrero that does the same trick. It’s like 3 feet across and I can’t walk through doors, but the mamacitas love it.

Roofie Skittles. Give you cavities while someone gets your cavities.

kinda like when the killer pops out of nowhere and kills someone.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I have only one word to describe this article.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Giving the Black Mamba 23? You're just insulting Jordan at this point, Greg.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.