This list blows. Way to ruin Thanksgiving, commie

They didn’t put that in the movie, did they?

They take off the first day of deer season, what do you expect? They’re all just fucking their cousins and shit.

Cremation, keep the zombie population down

Yea, it falls into the “semi-homemade” thing Drew mentioned. a pie is 2 parts, the crust, and the filling. If you only do half of it, it’s only half homemade

Adrian Petterson has a used switch for sale

The only take that matters

Call me a monster, but I apply my deodorant in a W motion

This hurt my brain

Come around a corner? Are you burying people in a fucking dungeon?

We cremate in my family to prevent zombies.

I would like to be invited to this facebook group

I went to public school and we never had a school-wide fundraiser. I think the band had them occasionally, but they just hosted a concert seemingly every two weeks and used the ticket sales to pay for anything.

You guys certainly deserve another Ponzi Scheme though. Schmucks

That’s an awful hot take, Stephen A.

Wish I still had access to one. Fucking nuts value

Do you only eat at Chili’s and TGI Fridays?

Calzone doesn’t always feature ricotta. And Calzone’s are just folded pizza’s, while Stromboli is rolled pizza subs.

Aww man, Snack Shacks!!! I never played at a field that had one of those =(

I’m 28 and this was 100% a thing for me in little league up until about the Jr. High years