"Perfunctory" is the best word I'd use. These are just perfunctory, offering nothing.

Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain.

It amazes me that people actually liked "Silver Age Batman"....

...if it *was* the scene in the showers with Bonzo — and that hasn't even been made clear — it was a brutal life-or-death fistfight in which Bonzo came into the showers with his toughs to kill, actually kill Ender...who countered by turning all of the showers on to make enough steam that he'd be slippery enough that…

Specifically what section of the novel did they find "pornographic"? Don't they need..."evidence" to make such an accusation?

They might just be wearing scene-specific environment suits or workout suits. I mean Kirk and Sulu wore "different costumes" when they were fighting on the drill, because they were wearing orbital drop EVA suits.

While realistically it might have made more sense for him to sound like Bruce Willis 30 years ago....but from a dramatic point of view, a theater audience has to be able to feel on a basic level that "wow, he sounds just like that guy, but older".....

Its not above her head, you're right on that, but its not between her legs; look at the gif image and notice that, for distance reference, her hand touches the underside of the semi-circle support beam that the robot-claws are attached to, the ones holding the wiggler...

Stunning...simply stunning...

Faust worked under Tartakovsky on Powerpuff Girls

None of the other shorts so far have been even remotely funny; and this was very funny.

This is looking to be a big year for Charlize Theron.

This is not execution.

Diesel actually made comments on some of the photos, such as the Sackhoff one:

I really hope that Sackhoff builds a continuing career beyond Battlestar Galactica. To the point that we actually stop introducing her as "BSG's Katee Sackhoff" and just use "Katee Sackhoff" alone.

There *is* a scene in the showers when Ender confronts Bonzo, but its not presented sexually or graphically at all — Bonzo is trying to kill him. It wasn't that different from many other literary scenes that might be found "racey".

You fool! You'll crack the pressure dome!

A problem in the official German translation is that they had to change the literal translation of "The Shire" — it *should* be "Gau", which basically means the same thing as the English "Shire" — problem is that when the Nazis came to power, they anachronistically redesigned the system of internal provinces in…

I think the biggest problem was indeed, not calling it "John Carter OF MARS" — you already succinctly explained it: the ENTIRE selling point of the book is "dude wakes up on Mars" — its as if some of the trailers outright tried to downplay that it was ON MARS — how would a general audience know, from the trailers,…

Noble ladies tend to have hand-maidens and ladies-in-waiting.