A board with a nail in it!
A board with a nail in it!
Well I've seen plenty of black bread...but black cheese?
How the hell do you go to the bathroom?
Well maybe "I feel gross" is a polite way of saying "I'm having my period now", which is entirely reasonable.
Needs to be randomly attacked by a man in a chicken suit.
If you look closely, she drew an *exact* map of Florida..."exact" as in *including the Florida Keys*
Well actually I was born ten years after the Vietnam War ended. As I said, "I did not lose my legs in Nam."
*SAIGON* I did not lose my legs in Nam, to say "Ho Chi Minh City".
Men don't actually think like that at all.
If there are an infinite number of universes, the gun experiment could never berepeated enough times to approach 100% certainty - it's marginally more accurate but that's nothing compared to infinity.
Monster
A thing that could never have been known as human. A thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
Wha....what....it would literally make more sense to drill a hole in their head! At least that is something brain-related. WHO thought it was a gastro-intestinal problem, and WHEN? Do you have a link I'd like to read this shit. Just....when so much psychological testing has PROVEN that autistic people have…
Sometimes, dead is better.
This Underwood speaks of the people as if he were a God to punish, not a man of their infirmity.
That reporter should not have insulted Samuel L. Jackson. That actor's work in The Shawshank Redemption moved me to tears.
I wonder if he's still doing drugs. Or more likely, if while he did stop taking drugs, he still has vivid, vivid LSD flashbacks.