And here it is in actual use..

Hmmm... Sensors indicate we are missing a wing. Make note of that when we reach our destination.

Is it really necessary to post negative comments on this story?

I am in love.....

Great Idea!

I think the public has already 'evaluated' blockbuster on this matter.....

Or just hand out LSD for the same effect - a lot less work.

I need samples of your brain tissue, please sit in the chair.

@Ding-Dang: If you stay away from the boiled meat, blood sausages, and 'meat pies' you should do just fine on British cuisine...

Thanks Giz, I just lost my morning bagel.

@McMike: All I want is a flying sting ray with a friggin' laser on it's head! Is that too much to ask???

Alien invasion plot... Sicken the egg eating earthlings, then land the saucers!

@Hydrofluoric_acid: Ah, ok, I wasn't thinking of it in the correct context. We are just looking at the non-ethanol, non-water residue! Not really booze anymore. Was thinking perhaps it was chilled to a point that even the ethanol crystalized...

@runn1ngman: I think my point simply was that HFCS is loaded with calories that aren't necessary, yet it is in everything under the sun. The body stores it and you gain weight. You'd think Ketchup would have no calories, or very few, yet one of the main ingredients in most brands is HFCS - hidden calories that you…

@Cj Perry: I am not surprised at all.

@Jackstick: Reminds me of Tom's of Maine Organic Toothpaste - it seriously says on the side 'with naturally occuring Fluoride ore'.....

Simple Experiment: I switched from regular soda with corn syrup to diet. Lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks (I drink a lot of soda). I don't need a chemistry degree to figure out the culprit. Unfortunately, every innocuous product seems to have it. And we wonder why so many Americans are over weight.....

And how exactly do you crystalize booze?

Back off man, I'm a chef!

@ArmoredCavalry: Arrrgh! Now I know! Sad Keanu,, that's fucking great!