@Lord_Data ∞: No. I am slacking on my surfing I'm afraid.... :(

@B0ss: Perfect!

@sleepneed: Wishful thinking. Looks a little like him, but damn, you're right, its Keanu. ....

@telefoto: You better believe Mubarak is BEHIND Chuck Norris. No one stands in front of Chuck, not even with photoshop.

@corsair130: Dork of the Year?

@Yeah!: Looks pretty heavy to pull on those skis - they're not very big......... And WHAT do they have pulling it? Enslaved Yeti's?

ok, hate to be picky but headline says Five-Trillionth, then in the text it says two quadrillionth...... At first I thought it was a repost from a week or two ago....

So why is everything on stilts? To prevent melting into the ice? For large amounts of snowfall? To keep the arctic Yeti's at bay?

and Mubarak casts no shadow like the other guys in the photo. hmmmm......

@pimas23: Beautiful! a+++++!

@OMFG! PierceTheVin: What the guy needs is some serious medication - no 'normal' person does that sort of thing....

@spackalicious: "the most talented acting and the vast majority of actors are white"???? Seriously?

"smoke coming from the top of his head"..... "is now recovering in the hospital" - apparently the brain is not a vital organ on this gentleman....

@TheCrudMan: Ah Bacon! mmmm....

Sorry, canned beer just brings back memories of drinking Milwaukie's Beast back in College..... not something I want to reminisce about too much.....

All he needs is a foil hat to stop the Al-Qaeda mind reading devices!

@James: You forget about the manufacturing process for all of these components - there is a footprint there I would venture to guess....

@Yinzers Are People Too: Try the M-80, much better than Khaos !

Any rumors on the cost of this item? Will it come with a 3G data plan from Verizon, along with a 3 year contract etc?

@The world will know squalor.: what... the... hell???!?!?!?!?!?!?!