"And finally tonight, my special comment: Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins...and finally, Redskins. Good night, and Good Redskins." <throws papers with the words "Redskins" written on them at the camera>

I was more in line with Fat-sies

I take it that he thought that engine seals were invented by a Jewish man. Thus his product's hatred of them.

Lou Holtz makes Mark May look like Malcolm X.

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

That poor Lambo...

And his cellmate replied, "Yes, dear."

*yawn* why, you do go on...

MB: Acura, which is made by this "Honda" brand that you speak of...

I'm vastly brighter than you could possibly imagine

What's your point?

What? Too soon?

I'm not even gonna entertain the stupidity that I just read.

You missed the part of the article where it says they may have, "printed a few thousand copies of the game with no shrink wrap in order to restock their inventory, then labeled them as pre-owned."
That's like printing your own money.
The other possibility is they got a shipment of actual ones and just removed all the…

San Fran is known for drive by fruitings.

I think the LED ones on this car are a notable improvement over the stock taillights.

Well done to Mike Tice? No, well done to you sir.

Tice's day got even better when Matt Millen offered him $2,000,000 for the winning ticket.

I just saw that baby on ebay.