Shut down the internet for the day. It's over.

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

Keith Olbermann is the obnoxious ass America deserves, just not the one we needed 16 years ago.

I actually really liked the monologue. I'd rather hear Olbermann give some nice history on the Yankees (and I say that as a Red Sox fan) than listen to Skip Bayless and someone else debate whether A-Rod should be booed or not. We should be embracing ts type of content from ESPN.

104 miles southwest of Bristol is also the directive on Levi Johnston's restraining order.

Well written opinion, unfortunately you're wrong.

Cadillac sales an Escalade, which is basically a re-badged Tahoe. They added some extra fluff but its still a GM car. GM cannot be rated a luxury according to your definition.

Because not only does Lexus make world class vehicles, they also engineer the newest technologies for all cars on the market. They're innovative, modern, and offer a very different luxury experience than most other brands on the market.

Ha! I guess I need to stop buying cars from successful manufacturers!

How is Lexus not a luxury car?

I have no idea why, but I love those sweater dress things.

The person who sent that tweet will undoubtedly live in Youngstown his entire life. They deserve each other.

F*** YOU KINJA HOPE YOU TEAR YOUR ACL ON FRIDAY

Someone oughtta teach Geno Smith that he needs to use a comma to avoid ambiguity

Not for anything, but the runner was on second, not first, when Harper was up.

He'll miss such valuable sessions as:

Now, it's entirely possible that the female in question is a family member or just a friend

They aren't in a pennant race. They are 14.5 back of the Braves and 8 back in the wildcard. He didn't charge the mound because he got hit in the leg by a ball going 90 mph. He got a free base in a 1 run game.

Nah, he's a fucking PEDded up retard who named his fucking dog "Swag" and does the goddamn duckface-selfies. Fuck him.

"...teams in a pennant race don't want to have their star players suspended."