"Am proceeding on foot!"

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Meh. If I wanted to watch an obvious parody of baseball fundamentals I'd just turn on SNY.

Not a Joke:

I dont know... I had a crap load of fun on these things...

The reason Fred McGriff is not included is sad yet simple. Major League Kickball, despite its acronym, does not allow black players.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Honestly, though, that's almost kind of well-done. The color seems appropriate, the taillights look reasonable (but bad), all three badges are straight, the tailpipes, and it even looks like the wheels may have been changed out. I won't applaud it, but I find it intriguing.

“I did not see this coming,” said Neve Schadler (COL ’15), head of the Jack Crew.

wait....

She must have the whitest teeth in town.

Welp.

Dear Europe,

I know you're all uppity, Europe, but I've seen a lot of your people drinking things in cars. Not sure what to make of it.

Given recent events, Church should probably send Tony Romo or Jason Witten to buy the Skittles.

Related: William Perry to lose foot because of Milk Duds

if the union decides to go to bat for Rodriguez

It's getting old.

Some people want MLS coverage, so forget you.