About four per kindergarten classroom.

Wow. This might be the worst comment I've ever seen, only because, unlike most Deadspin comments, it appears to have no hint of irony.

Despite his smug bombast, user Patriots2007 only went 18-1.

It's nice to have (parents left me 7 figures) but I still get up and go to work..mid-40s is still too early to start squandering that money on Makers Mark, women of questionable morals, and buffalo wings....10 more years yeah.....

I think her point is a million dollars is not enough money to buy or do everything you want but it is enough money to make a career change and take in that risk vs. staying in a steady role at Sports Illustrated. I get that what she had already sounds like a dream come true but it is really a matter of perspective.

To me, Roberts' decision displays a severe lack of creativity, initiative, and personal integrity.

One lap out, one lap in to swap tires, one lap out, one lap in to swap tires. Repeat until all tires are gone.

There would be more to it than that:

Too soon.

So right.

Yes but some of the other names like Hugh Furibush and Stu Pididiot are just as made up as Wi Tu Lo. Certainly understand that point, but would argue that the same is true of any race in terms of the names being twisted in that way.

Could have been worse. When Tiger dropped his trophy it cost him 100 million.

To be fair, ever since taking that fastball to the dick, Valdespin's been having a "heated exchange" every time he goes to the bathroom.

I'm a grown-ass man that brings my glove to games mainly because there's no way in hell I'm going to let my face stop a baseball traveling at 100+ MPH in the 3rd Base Reserved seats.

I'm not even a Mets fan, yet somehow when I saw this headline, I knew it was Jordany. What a douche canoe.

Aw. It seems like just yesterday I sent a fruit basket to Chyna with a note saying "May your dick find peace in Triple H" after I found out they were dating.

“The third one I think was the hardest one...but the other ones were just a matter of being in the right place at the right time.”

JFC, he's there with his kid. It's not like he's wearing a NBA jersey without a t-shirt.

Hopefully it's a burner google voice number.