I thinks she's cute.

I love that Deadspin, along with the rest of the blogosphere, adores this pre-ESPN Bill Simmons column, about oh, I don't know, which tennis players Bill Simmons would do but then gets their Jezebel on when someone makes an admittedly off-hand joke about Marion Bartoli's looks.

A: Bartoli looks just fine. Not model beautiful, perhaps, but a long way from ugly.

I was at the game with my mother that day, and the place absolutely roared when he said that. We walked down as close as we could get to the bombing site after the game, and there was an impromptu memorial set up on one of the barricades—and already, three hours after he'd said it, there were at least half a dozen…

So the Republicans were right after all: allowing boys to swallow wieners will harm the nation's youth.

I'm thankful for people who begin statements with "as a taxpayer" because it lets me know immediately that I need not pay attention to their point of view. I was surprised not to read that this a conspiracy at the hands of Obama... "Ortiz's last name starts with an O, Obama's last name starts with an O, clearly this…

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of…

This country has many problems. These people who complained are part of those problems.

So, he's a "douche canoe" because he took a team that used to be about as good as your favorite team and made them a lot better than your favorite team. Sounds reasonable to me.

So a super-safety school if you don't get into your secondary safety school or your safety school? Sounds cool! But the b'ball team regulary gets ass-kicked by another safety school named after a man servant? Ouch!

How long until Bill Simmons addresses his team hiring a coach who just signed a long-term extension a few years ago and quit on his team, players and school with 8 years left on his deal? Isn't that the sort of thing that provokes outrage in him now?

Usually I don't root for the tornado, however in this case I'm prepared to make an exception

Oh.

Are they still taking people for Mars?

Congratulations, Mr. DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane, and Mr. Cesariojpn, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will bring to each of you when she's finished with her body wash.

Are you kidding me?! Just because one person doesn't have insurance it dooms the vehicle? That's ridiculous and extremely wasteful.

Reporter: Manny, what do you intend to do when you get to Round Rock?

i thought the same exact thing

that is beyond ugly.

For more years that I'm willing to admit, I thought it was "Donserly light"