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Safe, by an eyelash.

I picked up the $23 pair of Monoprice cans after returning the $100 Senn 280 Pro. Great headphones, but too tight. The Monoprice set sounds just about as good and doesn't pinch. Win-win.

Weekend to do list:

The last time 'Jordany Valdespin' got this much press was Wheel of Fortune's poorly-received Scarface tie-in.

And we're all poorer for it.

It's tough when those are some of the few viable eggs left in Miami.

Someone more talented than I should do this lady and Eli staring at Dufner

34/32 501 49ers

My condolences.

At least Buttfumble entertains me.

You got me there.

The theme/opening is easily the worst part of the broadcast.

You keep posting Beetle stories, and I'm going to have to get one.

If you think the dealer has 21, you just have to hit on 14.

Not really gross when you are sitting in such soft Corinthian leather.

Compared to this, the Corvette Summer Vette is sublime.

It's a car. With wheels.

I'm going to be ill.