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The girl photographed next to him was able to confirm that while they did attend the same party in 8th grade when Stacy Madison's parents were on vacation, it definitely was not "heaven" for those seven minutes, adding that she was already "way out of his league."

"My father was right. It did not matter how much I lied on my resume. My real resume was in my cells. Why should anybody invest all that money to train me when there were a thousand other applicants with a far cleaner profile? Of course, it's illegal to discriminate, 'genoism' it's called. But no one takes the law…

Going to the local library and trying to look up lglass.com (no longer a working website) for info on gaming.

He almost has the best job in the world, but until I see a Cowboy hat, I'm not convinced.

Wait ... are you telling me that it's harder to accept that someone went into the woods and wrangled up a wild bear all on their own, loaded it into the back of their car, picked up a fence at the local Big R, and then wrestled it into a pre-made cubicle configuration?

"Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you."

A pedometer is a real thing that measures steps, and as this measures movement with a GPS, it's fairly accurate. It's only pervs or the uneducated taking it the wrong way.

I don't imagine organic material lasting 1-2 years in an environment full of water, sun, and creatures that eat dead organic things.

It gets pretty easy once you just put that part out of your mind.

Thank you sir.

That's incorrect.

The Adzookie site is blocked at work, so I can't check it, but if they paid the entire mortgage, three months is nothing. And I'd probably do it for just three months payment, in these times that's a lot of coin to save.

There's no way that pussy Hot Rod should be leading the pack.

Which is why the iPhone 4 might be gone forever.

Apparently, even the Guinness people think they've been duped.

Is that canopy tested to 8 tons per square inch?

Saturn V payload to LEO: 119,000 kg

Less payload + not as proven technology = awesome