You know who didn't panic? The dude who put his headphones back on.

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FoCo-Loveland represent!

At least the source article didn't sensationalize it:

And all they used was an early Star Trek: TNG teaser for Patrick Stewart.

They probably thought it was easier to have Jeff perform against a real body (and then paste only a head over it) as opposed to Jeff performing both roles when his head would be changed anyway (or completely CGI'ing Clu).

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Yes, I'm fully aware. I work for VZW. But as a T-Mobile customer, I'm in a position where I feel the need to choose between the lesser of two evils. Sprint has good things going for it, but I feel like I would have a better experience with VZW compared to AT&T. I've worked with AT&T in the past, and I swore I'd…

Another reason why after 10 years with T-Mobile, I'm jumping ship to Verizon as soon as the Bionic or X2 come out.

I see you phoning around town with the terms I want, and I'm like "F*ck you!"

But Cee-Lo is supposed to be more Atari!

Great tool for bar owners who want a better way to quantify how much money they're not making on bartenders who don't pour exactly - bad tool for the bar patrons who enjoy a personal touch when their drinks are mixed.

That's the Earth rotating you out of view of the sun; this is an image of the Earth coming between the observer and the Sun, just like the moon can come between the Sun and an observer on Earth.

Saving property is good and all, but the increase in firehouse shenanigans will be downright hilarious.

If you outlaw Yo-Yo's, only outlaws will have Yo-Yo's, it's that simple.

Responsbile firearm owners (beginning with those who obtain their firearms in legal ways) typically are not the ones doing the murdering.

The .380 can be found online for around $130.

It's a Seinfeld reference.

He whipped it out.

They wrote an article on it a few days ago, no need for them to rehash more info here aside from linking to the previous article.