@ads2k2: "Oh my God, I got shot from an impossible angle and this flimsy badge stopped the bullet without any damage to my clothing!"

@failtroll_is_fail: I also get a funky high off yellow sun.

I'm glad to see he's done better at acting than he did in the NFL.

@java.android: My girlfriend loves the Old Spice body wash I use.

@⌘Z: He's likely to have several years of parole following his release, which is really more of a hindrance to convicted felons rather than a rehabilitation.

@macslut: You are correct, but it LOOKS like a lot to the average viewer.

@mortgeek: In my opinion, adding more steps to the process of gaining points would seem to deter users instead of encourage them.

@OCEntertainment: Fucking genius.

@iMattv4: For pilots, yes, English is a universal language.

It'd be just our luck that the aliens make contact with the Chinese, or Heavens to Betsy the North Koreans.

@jinushaun: It's not about making Corvettes, it's about what you get to do to that Corvette after you've purchased it.

Welcome to the club, space cowboys. Population: millions.

My professor just made us wear our hats backwards during exams.

@femme-bot: Is she speaking Spanish?

@maggeimerc: She's one of the only things I dislike about the DS9 series.

@Sent from my toilet: I have a feeling it's going to take another 140 years or so to find out.

@Fenlain: What would you recommend?

@Sean Stedwell: "Vat, do I not look like a Ding Chavez to youz Ameri-cans?"

@qwerty101: CDMA doesn't.