@Kaiser-Machead: "Will the defendant please put on the 3D glasses for the witness. Yes, thank you." #crime

@Grinning Kestrel: Nothing. I had my eye doctor give me a trial of the amber ones and a week later a trial of the greys. They were actually pretty helpful in softball and flag football.

I prefer my entire iris colored.

@Chewbenator: Well, until we have that gridded highway, might as well stick it on something that looks like the Bonneville Salt Flats, where everything hauls balls. #nissanv2gvehicle

*edit: need to RTFA

@Brazil Thrill: +1 #marianorivera

Joe Buck is a class act, a defender of American sports, a pillar of responsibility and sportsmanship who would never, ever stand for such a thing. #marianorivera

They promised him 75 virgin gophers. #mascots

Had a real Michael Mann feel to it. Impressive work in low light. #canon1dmarkiv

Color me ambivalent. #tmobilesamsungbeholdii

No "Ravage" reference?

Pat Sajak wins Monday? #alcs

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Get in the car. #mikhailprokhorov

"What's the holdup with this deal, comrades?"

Hey, the post full of CBS shows was kind of funny, but posting a giant Cougar Town promo is a bit much. To assume I watch ABC is hurtful, insulting, and hurtful. #melissalima

Fulkerson will soon be cut out of the media interviews and have to resort to doing features on the penises. #garrettbroshuis

I heard he was such a Family Guy too. #stevemcnairmurder

Should've called a timeout and let Reed think it over. #jeffreed

@Silky John-STON!: He left his poise in his umbrella drink. #poise