"This guy says he's Brian St. Pierre and he can get us into a party with Big Ben. What do you think, Stacy?" #jeffreed

"Are you sure you can get us in to a party with Big Ben, Brian St. Pierre?" #jeffreed

Well he shouldn't of been dressing like that. It's like he was asking for it. #pennstatenittanylions

SportsCenter played this clip so much last night, I thought it was something from the English Premier League. #nhl

Mike Tyson is going to reveal he slept with John Phillips, while Evander will detail the night he finally got sick of Bobby Brown beating him. #miketyson

Were we intentionally going for the "frumpy mom stressed out over Thanksgiving dinner" photo?

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Somewhere, Lisa Guererro is burning with jealous rage.

I hear Sean Salisbury is really putting on the full court press.

Them Favre boys better grow some wings ... or start flapping.

Should've been picking up his orange peels.

@UpstateUnderdog: Not only are we going to Florida, Bud Williams, we're going to our lawyers office and jail visiting rooms and the liquor store and the crab shack and possibly to prison but definitely not to the next meet ... and we're going to the pawn shop to take back our weapons!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: For a 99 year old, he has a lot of poise?

Happy Birthday, you old sonuvabitch you.

@jayhawk11: Firemodo is almost as good as Shark Week!

@Anonymoose: Yeah. Dream big, I always say.

@psychonaut2021: I just feel the exclusion of women in bikinis was quite the error in judging beauty.

This contest is judged by gay men?

@Reg_Dunlop: Where's the ESPNPittsburgh.com? OUTRAGE!

@The Sports Hernia: He's also frequently aggressive in situations that don't call for it.