@NordoftheBlings: That's nasty.

Wait a minute, I think he's just ripping off an episode of Boy Meets World.

Oh, you naughty, naughty newspaper. Tell me those scores again. But this time use a girl.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: We all know it was Rex Ryan's late night visit - and not the cash - that got him to leave Baltimore.

Hahahahaha.

Nice tat.

@TT-Zop: Aren't you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

@Cdog923: Apparently one of the S&C coaches was spotting him, but was unable to prevent the bar from landing on his throat (either not quick enough, not strong enough from the angle, etc.)

When asked who else might've survived such an accident, Hinika replied "the only person I can think about is maybe Jenna Haze or Heather Brooke ... I've seen them do amazing things with their necks and throats."

Article actually quotes a $12,000 per month salary. Consider some sympathy lost.

Is a half-Armenian girl white enough?

The last time salami was put to such poor use, Sean Salisbury and a cellphone were involved.

"You know this doesn't mean what you think it does in English, right?"

@OMG! CoHPhasors: Buried underground is typically the best place to find the sneaky things that pass through the earth like it's not there. MIT says trillions of neutrinos pass through your body every second.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Oh sweet, does this mean there's an awkward Bob Costas interview coming up?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Once you register, you have to go through a trial period (like I am now) where people will only be able to read your comment if a starred commenter approves it.

@Hustler of Culture: It's real enough for Pakistani newspapers.

@Weed Against Speed: What annoys me is that now I expect to read Sent from my iPhone after every angry rant.

Brett Favre is disgusted with his unwillingness to go low.