Did he not get his robo call from Ryan? Poor bastard.

@Steve U: He's halfway there ... the Gawker sites look pretty good on iPhones.

@thetaxman: Try being a Rockies fan. The only way they have a chance of winning is if they score more points than the other team.

You prefer to call it the "opposite of safe," but I prefer to call it "the definition of awesome." Ta-may-toe, Tah-mah-toe.

@Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.: I remember that story as well ... he held the record for number of times hit by lightning, and he wound up killing himself over a girl. Something stupid like that.

@eriegz: That's for me and my TV to decide, thankyouverymuch.

Is that a Samsung WB5000 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

@jabber: That's pretty weak man.