I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

No. I am not going to correspond with a professional person who lists that as their primary contact. Gmail is free. Make an account with a username that makes you look older than a fifteen year old horny person.

Ha! My husband got an application from an email address that was something like FlopsyFloopsy@aol.com, and I was appalled, but he hired the person! He thought it was funny.

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.

These people are the same types of people who think that foreign names are funny because “silly sounds!”

We knew it would happen one day. Shade court appointments are for life, but life is finite.

Court is adjourned.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

RIP Shade Court

Many thanks to Judge Brown for her strong sense of justice and a firm grasp of the laws of Shade.

I mean, you can raise your child to know that women are people but in today’s society every other person outside of your home will remind him that in fact we are not. With their actions, with their laws, with their assumptions, with their words.

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

I assume the Ben Carson solution would have been for all the cheerleaders to send him nudes at once...

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

Actually, it’s fundamentalists and evangelicals who are growing, because they have all the babies and attract confused people seeking meaning in their lives. It’s the liberal Christians who are dying out. We have small families and don’t believe in harassing strangers with evangelical bullshit.

Kittenjoy, I found the picture they have in the lobby!!! It’s this one:

As if having a stranger’s hands inside your mouth isn’t uncomfortable enough...

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

Hey guys, there’s some hateful scum floating around in the greys. Do yourselves a gigantic, life-affirming favour and flag or dismiss that shit and move on. Life is way too short to spend time with attention-seeking turds.