I saw Tim Gunn give a talk at my former workplace and he gives no F-cks at all. He was all over about how he thought the judges were smoking crack that season, and if he had to choose being stuck in a car with two judges he’d opt for Nina and Heidi.

My 2nd favorite story was one he told about Nina and Kors. Apparently…

Also relevant

Also, given that ‘can you hear me now’ was Verizon’s slogan and Snowden’s leaks included a court order for Verizon’s phone records, I would say it’s pretty pointed at the NSA.

Yes. Yes you can Tim Gunn.

JB lacks so much subtlety, I feel like if he wanted to throw shade, he would do it while wearing giant novelty sunglasses, under a beach umbrella and with the aid of a telestrator.

Kara I kept forgetting to let you know but I have never gotten a bigger kick out of anything than reading the thirsty-ass Ed Sheeran fans who trailed in the wake of you and Ed’s twitter convos.

Madge is now operating a syndicate of nail salons employing under paid, over worked Korean immigrants.

Seems pretty clear-cut to me. I hope they nail him.

Hands down best pun, very polished.

Well I’m sure charges will be filed against him.

I’m more baffled by the notion that it’s a good idea to go to a Waffle House at any time without being armed.

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

I’m confused by the notion that Waffle House gets any business that isn’t between the hours of 11 PM and 6 AM.

Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows leaving your gun outside is like eating waffles with a side of emasculation.

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

Can we talk about J.Lo for a moment? I know nobody cares about my stupid boner (deservedly so), but man oh man she just keeps getting more gorgeous. I always hear outrageous stuff that she slathers herself in creams that cost $10,000 an ounce that are made from angel farts and unicorn tears and I get annoyed, then I…

He loves the sound of his own voice sOoOoOo much that he rarely thinks before he speaks, and what comes out is pretentious nonsense.

I’m so disappointed that he’s turned out to be such a fucking clueless douche.I liked him so much.

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.