So, apparently the Celebrity Cryotherapy involves going into a room that is -200-240’Fahrenheit (-128-150ish’Celsius) for about 90 seconds. I CALL BULLSHIT.

Human skin will freeze and result in severe frostbite in under 2minutes at -130’Fahrenheit. BULL. SHIT. Either they do this once and then die, or they are walking…

I honestly thought that photo of Stephen Tyler was Johnny Depp. My reaction, “Damn, he looks busted.” And then I realized it said Stephen Tyler and I still don’t really believe it’s not Johnny Depp.

The Case of Cosmo: I'm inappropriately chortling in inappropriate locations. Perfect.

Oh 100%. Super bland, non-threatening, forgettable, and not really practical.

Except Alaska fucked up her outfits at the reunion. Jinks was dressed to be crowned.

It depends what the base of the pipe is made of.

Where is Ari Schwarz with his Crazy List of Things Goopy Has Said, including, “I would rather die than let my kids eat cheese out of a tin.”

THIS LOOKS SO BAD. Would hate-watch, 100%.

I know, I just found out that there will be another one next year, so I want to organize my life so I can afford to go to that.

This is kind of for a niche audience but I was at a party with a bunch of drag queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race and most of them were in costumes for photos and mingling and whatnot. I was chatting with Darienne Lake (WHO IS SO LOVELY!) and saw Sharon Needles dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and looking amazing.…

That’s not shade, though. That’s just a read.

Every week, Shade Court gives me life. Today gave me a second life.

Best “live” performance. I'm so glad she has mostly cut out the lipsyncing.

BLESS YOUR HEART to whoever picked the photo of Raven giving Pearl Face^TM

The only way to change that, though, is for more bi people to come out as bi.

“Doing clothes, you would’ve thought I had help/but they wasn’t satisfied unless I picked the cotton myself”

Clearly it must be, if it can stare black people in the face every single day and white people can constantly deny that it's a problem.

... At a haute couture show. Bro, do you even fashion?

I thought the point was black people and children are being killed all over America and no one cares. Thus West putting North in a bulletproof vest was a screamingly loud political statement that apparently NO ONE got.

You can’t expect anyone to take you seriously after saying Second Cup isn’t awful. Second Cup is one shit-covered rung on the mediocrity ladder above Tim Horton’s.