Being raised by heterosexuals is no joke. It is a condition that affects a large percentage of children all around the world. We must do what we can to stop it, including burning it with fire. Or by setting our bedazzlers to GLAMOUR and our makeup guns to CONTOUR.

Fantastic!

Cool. You continue being the worst doing you, and I will continue trying not to be the worst. =^)

True, except everyone said Lindsay had a ton of face work done. Then, as soon as she is out of rehab, she literally looked like all of that "work" was undone, probably because of coke bloat and losing it. Ashley Judd was accused of having work done but was really on a steroidal medication for a chronic infection. So…

Also, it makes the "I wouldn't touch that with a million-foot pole!" jokes even better.

But, at least if you run into him, the silicone, restalyne, and collagen will soften the blow. =^)

Allegedly. One of the articles about him on Gawker from a while ago said he lived in Chicago and works as an escort. However, I've also heard that he now has a boyfriend who is kinda hot (grain of salt), so I'm intrigued.

Take that comment as incredulous. Questioning unsubstantiated claims isn't the same thing as denial.

You can be all about positive-body-image but still have major personal issues. I fluctuate between viewing myself terribly and positively, occasionally at the same time, while never negatively commenting on those around…

OMG do you think Pier 1 sells decorative Djimbe drums?! There's this guy at my local Whole Foods who might be black that I kind of want to impress. Is it too much if I wear the Reggae shirt AND carry around the drum with me, like a giant non-functional but super-cute clutch?

"tons of noticeable plastic surgery"? Pics or it didn't happen. And you need to demonstrate it's not a difference in camera angle or skilled-drag-queen-levels-of-contouring.

Ken, buddy. We've been over this. Why don't you go to the gym four times a week, instead of spending thousands of dollar on surgeries? The gym is uncomfortable? How about recovering from those surgeries? Also, please enlighten people to how you pay for all of this. Word on the street is Ken is a sex worker in Chicago,…

So, I don't have ED but still found that performance profoundly disturbing. Like, it was the pinacle of an artist (Millie) striving to be shocking because that's all she has to offer (paint vomiting). On top of that, you could achieve such a better result with simply spitting paint, rather than damaging your throat…

Why not?! It let's everyone know that I'm edgy, but chill, might be into smoking a marijuana cigarette, and look great in that colour of blue everyone and their cat wore in 1996-97!

I have been waiting for this collection to drop since at least 2006. FINALLY a man is telling women what to wear AND how to satisfy his aesthetic vision. And he's also an accomplished artist with years of design exp... Oh, no, wait, I'm wrong. I thought this was Tom Ford for Target. My bad. It's just some asshat whose…

Oh, of course! If you're too immature to act like an adult, I'm SURE you could handle my CV!

Yay Chanel & A$AP Rocky!!!

We'll let your boyfriend hate me, while you and your credit card company can love me?

Honey, I'm going to ask you to take a seat. I've worked front of house, back of house, in casual and casual fine dining establishments since I was 14. And I worked as a barista for 4 years. I have never gotten food poisoning at home or at a restaurant, save for a sketchy couscous in Morocco one. I would rather eat…

Not really...

Meat Culture

They ALSO are great times for romantic vacations. There is a giant Dine-Out event in late January/early February, and the Montreal Jazz Fest is around early July. There is literally a different festival every week in Montreal, and GroupOn deals to let you attend everything. (And sales at Simons and on ssense so you…