Versus Karl ONLY draws. In Chanel promo videos, they have shown him sketching a GD hieroglyph, handing it to a design team, and the atelier turns out a garment.

I thought it was because she hadn't been to design school and worked and slaved to get herself established... Her clothing line was born on third base. Correct me if I'm wrong. But also, I don't feel like Donna Karan, Phoebe Phyllo, or Stella McCartney are "eccentric"... nor is Angela Missoni... Instead of dressing…

"Well, HELLO! Welcome to my home!

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Well I'm 100% 50/50 that I can get down to my birth weight of 5 pounds, 6 ounces!"

I would find ways to ruin their beverage without them being able to tell I was doing so. Like, their coffee pumps would be 2/3 pumps. The base would be GENEROUS 1.3 pumps. The ice would be an overflowing scoop...

... I was so bitter about the extra caramel. YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE IT!!!

I was so confused by the clear lids. But either way, it is still an insufficient level of caramel. It should be a spiral. Clockwise or counter, does not matter.

HOWEVER. If she was one of those people that wants caramel spiralled INSIDE the cup and/or LAYERED between the frappucino, she deserves all the demons of hell…

As a former barista at Starbucks, the REAL crime here is how LITTLE caramel is on top of those two drinks. Any one that has ever made a Caramel Macchiato KNOWS they need way more caramel than were used to make that pentagram and 666.

5 zig-zags left-to-right,
5 zig-zags up-and-down,
2 circles around the inner…

Could you imagine if there was a Beyonce channel? It would be soooooooooooo pretty and well-down and professional.

THAT LAST ONE ISN'T EVEN A UNITARD. It's hosiery, underwear, a deconstructed corset, strapless bra, and fine-mesh, long-sleeve, fitted shirt.

Dude. You're not a woman. You're not even a quality drag queen that knows her costuming. Just retire without a pension already.

We've been over this. Tina is very much in the public eye, and I do not appreciate you implying she is a "snaggled tooth whore", particularly without a necessary hyphen between "snaggled" and "tooth". #IAMBEYONCE

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Gurl, we ain't playin'. So, no you better don't.

OMG I'M SO GLAD WE AGREE. FINALLY.

"SKY'S OUT, THIGHS OUT!", AMIRITE?!

But you KNOW she has a secret leotard under all those. Called an... (hushed tone) UNMENTIONABLES.

Gurrrl, your thighs are just fiiiiine. "Sky's out, thighs out!" — maybe Kat Callahan/Kyosuke?

I am her personal manager. For fun, google who Beyonce's manager is.

Clearly, you're new. The secret tag line is: "If you like it, you shoulda put a unitard on it." It's a goddamn super power.

Under all of Hillary Rodham Clinton's suits? Unitard. In magenta leopard.

It's the secret to how girls run the world.

"Who run the world? UNITARD"

Also, Stray Jackets are THE WORST. The last one I had was foaming at the fastener and may have had fleas.

I think what I said is that the articles of clothing you cherry-picked of her and that you alone seem to have a problem with were selected because she looks great in them and allow her ease-of-movement. And if you just google image Beyonce, a gamut of fashion comes up, not just one style, so I don't know how much…

Yeah. Like, damn, you know how to serve it, but could you wear something that doesn't flatter you and make it easier for you to perform in? Like a cocktail dress of ballgown, like when you're on the red carpet? Or a toga? Perhaps just a floral bed sheet? Or a 1970s upholstered couch like Kim that one time? #Givenchy

Matt Bomer or bust. And more of him. Wearing less.