I swear I’ve actually done three of those, although two of them are really just the same janitorial job.

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

vietnam is a great country to visit.

Not Vietnam, but the wife and I spent 3 weeks in Cambodia, Thailand and Malaysia a few years back. We used miles for the tickets, so those cost like $50 each, and then once we got there the prices were ridiculous. The only reason we paid more than 10 bucks a night for lodging was that my wife insisted on having AC,…

Which is always.

Flanking the Vietcong was a stroke of genius by General Westmoreland. Speaking of strokes, Fleshlight now just $59.99.

Fleshlights? That gives new meaning to “My Lai.”

when was the last time you had a post-fleshlight Lucky? shit sells itself.

Are you kidding? He didn’t need to be paid to endorse the sweet, sweaty release of Fleshlights.

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.

Dammit, I read this as when do you think of Jason Whitlock.

Whenever Reuben tells the story about how Whitlock stole a rib off his plate.

What a humorless bunch of assholes. The teams as a professional endeavor that pays their bills exist ONLY because people find entertainment value in them and will pay to watch. They don’t exist because baseball is an inherently valuable activity. Without fans, you would be playing for free in an empty park. Like, for…

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I think it was probably the Erin Andrews story. I think Daulerio handled that well — people still think he hosted the video, or even linked to it, and he didn’t do either — but it felt gross to even mention that it was out there; the minute Deadspin wrote about it, it of course was going to turn into the national…

enough time has passed that i think i can share this. that time Daulerio came down to miami to cover the superbowl. we spent some of his “meals and incidentals” cash on cocaine. i am sorry.

Will, in the 10 years Deadspin has been in existence, you’ve covered some amazing stories, seen countless changes in both the media landscape and the sports you cover. There has been a recession and a housing market crash. The first African American President of the United States was elected. One Direction was formed…

But they were damn fine paragraphs.

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