I'm curious who you're referring to—sounds almost exactly like one of the most prolific Soviet spies of the WW2 era, Kim Philby. Except he penetrated MI6, not the FBI, and in fact the FBI called him out as a spy well before anyone in British Intelligence was willing to contemplate such a thing.

Yeah, but who wants a destination wedding in Yemen?

That's the genius of it.

they can't keep a felon with a gun off an elevator with the POTUS or stop a guy from running across the WH front yard and strolling into the WH? Yet, we're supposed to believe they kept aliens a secret for 50 years?

I have also worked in the government and COMPLETELY agree. I guess having a Congress that can't pass a single bill is really a cover-up to make us believe that they couldn't handle a true shadow conspiracy! Brilliant!

I am a government tool, and I cannot stress enough how fucking right you are.

And yet a huuuuge chunk of these very same people subscribe to political philosophies that want government out of everything. If government is that efficient and capable, you should want it ALL OVER EVERYTHING!

Same folks who want to privatize every aspect of the government because guvmint is bad at everything! find absolutely zero irony in blaming all these events on the all-mighty government which can do anything it wants at anytime.

Truth is that any large group is terrible at doing things. It's also amazing to me that the political persuasion of most truthers is the same one that believes that the government can't do anything effectively.

Have you ever heard the story about the most damaging rogue agent in US history? It turns out he was an idiot working for the FBI, in almost no way covered his tracks, and only got away with it for so long because the FBI refused to even consider one of their own agents and wasted all of their time running a very…

so Marge killed JFK.

I knew I was right to suspect Marge. She has a shifty look about her.

I'm sorry but I can't accept your judgment of eliteness until I hear from PSTCommenter on the matter

It sounds like the Sarah Lawrence College of prep schools. Or perhaps the Boston University.

The first time I was ever called up for jury duty the prosecuting attorney struck every juror with a post-high-school education. I don't think his case was very strong.

As an amateur psychologist who also practices law and tries cases to civil juries, this is the best advice.

Guess the attempt to train Lil Rufio didn't Pan out

Boo-hoo! Wealth and power affords privilege. Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Kirk Gibson would have ordered the pitcher to beanball the crowd.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?