I can't believe they would enable this kind of irresponsible behavior at Coors Field.

At least Jack Nicklaus had the decency to shit in the woods.

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

I think Derek's got a bit of an Egyptian God complex.

The Last Pooper

Cops are not military. COPS ARE NOT MILITARY. Any cops reading this need to get that through their thick, violent heads.

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but based on his shirt alone, I'm guessing the controlled substance was some out-of-bounds flavors.

Now that's the look of a man who knew when to fold 'em.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

a hacker is sending out tweets from my account - @elkpga

I heard Gronkowski went with him and now they're just called "The Islands"

Meanwhile, Grant Balnineandahalf is perfectly comfortable driving his Hyundai Sonata.

I'll hazard a guess as to what that is not a shadow from.

That's bullshit. He get's a huge applause for getting himself up and finishing and all I get are feelings of guilt and self-loathing plus the possibility of going blind.

NAILED IT.

I've known a couple of guys who worked either as strip club DJ's or in "management" and they were the sketchiest motherfuckers I ever met in my life.

About 10 years ago I answered a classified ad for a DJ job at a "club" in Baltimore. The guy called me up, immediately "loved" my voice and asked me to come to the club to take a tour and hopefully sign some papers. I though this was going to be like a nightclub, where I would play songs and watch drunks grind on…

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."