If you die while rubbing one out, do they blame your erection on rigor mortis?

Trump: “I’m going all-in because I’ve got 5 aces, not because I’m bluffing! Even if I were bluffing, which I’m not, you should fold because I never bluff. Except when I do. Which is not now. NO BLUFF!!!!! 5 ACES!!!! NO JOKERS!!! REAL ACES!!! IN MY HAND!!!!!!”

Yeah, sounds familiar.

In one post on Gab before the shooting, Clark described himself as the “Meth-Smoking, Pipe bomb making, mailman-murding . . . Che Guevara of the altright,” according to court docs.

I agree that Monica pursued bill and was not his victim, and my primary sympathy is for Chelsea and Hilary. However, the behavior of the DC media and the right wing was absolutely disgraceful. They were the ones who created this story, not Monica and Bill . Lewinsky was repeatedly threatened and intimidated by…

No buy until he has a furry mushroom dick.

Humans are just, friggin weird.

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

By claiming they were conceived on the Appalachian Trail :)

First Kavanaugh, now this!?!? BAD THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE. 

Expect them to make appointments to Supreme Court seats that aren’t even vacant yet. 

Gimme the rock water.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Sanders’ internal rebuttal: “Guts?! You wanna ask about guts?  I work every day for a man who boasts about sexually assaulting women, for a man who hires, promotes, endorses, even sends to the Supreme Court men who take joy from assaulting women.  There’s guts for you.  I’ve burned every bridge I once had to…