Bannon’s a slick opportunist who thinks he’s playing 11th dimensional chess, but he’s really just playing with himself.

That’s yer problem, lil lady. Maybe if you cooled your jets with the feminazi whatnot there you’d find a nice man who’d wanna take you on, take care of you and provide for yer womb critters. But if you keep using that sorta foul language, well, it sounds like it’s your fault if you’re struggling! Struggling against…

Really? It has everything to do with the military? Here, I thought it was the anthem of the entirety of the USA. Silly me!!!

Ah I remember the first time I was assaulted. It was during the great fossil fuel shortage of aught three.

That’s not a Muppet

I’m going to agree, but also go with giving credit where credit is due. She objected and that’s like a bazillion times more than I expected from her in the first place.

If you press gently but firmly for 8.5 seconds just above the navel, the resulting pressure prevents the fetus from feeling any pain for the next five hours. This was proven in the same study they used to prove fetal pain.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

My wife and I are going, but at one point I did indeed become unsure if men were invited, based on the name, so I ... and hang with me here, because this is key ... I went and checked their website to be sure. It took almost fifteen seconds, but somehow I got through it.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I wonder if they dated all the other oceans first. Like, the Atlantic Ocean was their first love but then randomly found out one day it’s a right-wing nutjob that supported slavery and other awful stuff. Then they fell in love with the Indian Ocean freshman year but their parents’ didn’t approve of the relationship.…

I’m already feeling old, and now these flashbacks to my youth are killing me. I was a kid when these were a thing, and I know that at one point I did own one with a flower or two on it.

I also read way too many of those seventeen/YM mag embarrassing stories as a kid. I haven’t had my period in 3 years but I know it would pop up the second I put those pants on.

I was in a locker room recently, there wasn’t much talking. Just the sound of sweat from our balls, splashing the floor below our feet. Todd looked me in the eye, the kind of look when you know what’s about to happen next....

I felt a blinding pain course through my body, I double over in pain, and tried to fight…

What is the best way to check for hidden cameras?

I feel like i spend about half the time being told I need to participate in the conversation, and about half the time being told “shut up and listen//you’re whitesplaining every time you talk//check your privilege//you can’t talk about this because you’ve never experienced//etc//etc//etc”

Everyone seems to think that saying “I’m voting for Clinton because she’s a woman” really means “I’m *only* voting for Clinton because she’s a woman, and I obviously just haven’t *researched* enough and only vote on genitalia”

I’m supporting Clinton because I think she’ll be a better general election candidate than Sanders and I think she’ll be a better president too. However I am also supporting her because she’s a woman. And everytime I see any sort of criticism of that line of thinking it just reinforces my belief that we have to…

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…